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My brother introduced me to this website, and I found some cute stuff there.

"A stranger stabs you in the front.
A friend stabs you in the back.
A boyfriend stabs you in the heart,
But best friends just poke each other with straws."
-Meghan Sherwood

"Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"What is the difference between facebooked and bookfaced?
Those who are bookfaced are not on Facebook."
-Oleg Vishnepolsky

"People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege."

"I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong. Turns out, I was mistaken."

"No one will win the battle of the sexes; there's too much flirting with the enemy."
-Henry Kissinger

"Forgive your enemies, but never, never forget their names."
-John F. Kennedy